FOOD JOKES

Hello ladies and gents this is the viking telling you that today we are talking about

FOOD JOKES

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But,smoking bacon will cure it.

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.

I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms.

The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

Spoiler alert! The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.

And as always Enjoy.