FOOD JOKES

Hello food lovers ok weve had lunch you are just relaxing after your meal and you see your friendly neoghbourhood viking pop up you decide to click it because you need a good old chuckle before continuing the day please enjpy these jokes.

CORNY FOOD JOKES

Resultat d'imatges de food jokes

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we’ll tell you!
~ by Olivia & Grace

What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? 
Close the door, I’m dressing.
~ by Grace

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana
Banana who?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
~ by Joseph, Brian, Samantha, Kara, Rachel, and David

What fruit unlocks doors?
The kiwi.
~ by Hannah

What did the carrot hope for on his vacation? 
Peas and quiet.
~ by Hannah

Why couldn’t the monkey catch the banana?
The banana split!
~ by Stephen

What did the carrot and the tomato say to the salad? 
Lettuce alone.
~ by Alex

Why wouldn’t the lemon help the orange? 
It could sour their friendship.
~ by Amit

How do you learn to eat spaghetti? 
By using your noodle.
~ by Amit

And as always Enjoy.

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