Hello food lovers ok weve had lunch you are just relaxing after your meal and you see your friendly neoghbourhood viking pop up you decide to click it because you need a good old chuckle before continuing the day please enjpy these jokes.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we’ll tell you!
~ by Olivia & Grace
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door, I’m dressing.
~ by Grace
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana
Banana who?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
~ by Joseph, Brian, Samantha, Kara, Rachel, and David
What fruit unlocks doors?
The kiwi.
~ by Hannah
What did the carrot hope for on his vacation?
Peas and quiet.
~ by Hannah
Why couldn’t the monkey catch the banana?
The banana split!
~ by Stephen
What did the carrot and the tomato say to the salad?
Lettuce alone.
~ by Alex
Why wouldn’t the lemon help the orange?
It could sour their friendship.
~ by Amit
How do you learn to eat spaghetti?
By using your noodle.
~ by Amit
And as always Enjoy.
CORNY FOOD JOKES
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we’ll tell you!
~ by Olivia & Grace
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door, I’m dressing.
~ by Grace
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana
Banana who?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
~ by Joseph, Brian, Samantha, Kara, Rachel, and David
What fruit unlocks doors?
The kiwi.
~ by Hannah
What did the carrot hope for on his vacation?
Peas and quiet.
~ by Hannah
Why couldn’t the monkey catch the banana?
The banana split!
~ by Stephen
What did the carrot and the tomato say to the salad?
Lettuce alone.
~ by Alex
Why wouldn’t the lemon help the orange?
It could sour their friendship.
~ by Amit
How do you learn to eat spaghetti?
By using your noodle.
~ by Amit
And as always Enjoy.
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