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Food Jokes
Q: What did the apple say to the orange?
A: Nothing stupid... apples don't talk!
Q: Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a Date!
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
Q: What's a vegetable's favourite casino game?
A: Baccarrot!
Q: What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden
A: Seizure salad
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
Q: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
A: It was an Oscar Wiener.
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Q: Why did the cabbage win the race?
A: Because it was ahead!
Q: Why was the cucumber mad?
A: Because it was in a pickle!
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: What did the burger name her daughter?
A: Patty!
Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
A: With tomato paste!
Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi
Q: Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll
Q: Why don't oranges do well in school?
A: Only orange juice can concentrate.
And as always enjoy.
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