Hello ladies and gents this is the viking telling you that today we are talking about
FOOD JOKES
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Q: How do you fix a broken pizza?
A: With tomato paste.
Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
A: Ant-chovies.
Q: How do you get the Arizona State grad off your front porch?
A: Pay for the pizza
Q: What's the difference between an Mel Gibson movie and a pizza?
A: Pizzas are good.
Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A: a piZZZZZZa.
Q: Why did the man go into the pizza business?
A: He wanted to make some dough.
Q: "Waiter, will my pizza be long?"
A: "No sir, it will be round!"
Q: What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A: They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Q: What is a dog's favorite pizza?
A: PUParonni!
And as always ENJOY
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