FOOD JOKES

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FOOD JOKES

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Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy. 

Q: How do you fix a broken pizza? 
A: With tomato paste. 

Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza? 
A: Ant-chovies. 

Q: How do you get the Arizona State grad off your front porch? 
A: Pay for the pizza 

Q: What's the difference between an Mel Gibson movie and a pizza? 
A: Pizzas are good. 

Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza?
 A: a piZZZZZZa. 

Q: Why did the man go into the pizza business?
 A: He wanted to make some dough.

 Q: "Waiter, will my pizza be long?" 
A: "No sir, it will be round!" 

Q: What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? 
A: They can smell it but they cant eat it! 

Q: What is a dog's favorite pizza? 
A: PUParonni! 

And as always ENJOY


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