Hello ladies and gents this is the viking telling you that today we are talking about
FOOD JOKES
Q: What happened to the snack bar that was too close to the Atom Smasher?
A: They created "Fission chips"
Q: What kind of candy is never on time?
A: ChocoLATE
Q: Why did the skittles go to school?
A: Because they wanted to be smarties!
Q: How do you make a fruit punch?
A: Give it boxing lessons.
Q: Did you hear about the angry pancake?
A: He just flipped.
Q: Why did the pecans run across the busy road?
A: Beacause they were nuts!
Q: What is pink, goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?
A: Bubble Gum.
Q: What kind of music does candy listen to?
A: Lolli-Pop.
Q: What are the 4 major food groups?
A: Pizza, Coffee, Chocolate and Sex.
Q: What kind of witch crafts food?
A: A sand-witch.
And as always have a chilled day from the viking.
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