STUPIDLY POINTLESS COOKING MACHINES

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Asparagus Steamer

Tower T80840 Asparagus Steamer, Essentials Range, Asparagus Pot ...

Imagine having a pot in your kitchen that can only be used for one thing. That sounds a little weird, doesn't it? Apparently not to the makers of the asparagus steamer, because they just went right ahead and made it. Forget the fact that you probably already have pots in your kitchen, and that you can get a steamer basket for relatively cheap. Why on earth would you buy a pot that has no other conceivable purpose? At $39.99, this thing is absolutely not worth the money you will spend on it. Unless you are a voracious consumer of asparagus (which, by the way, can also be roasted or boiled), avoid this one-use item at all costs.

Breadmaker

DeLonghi Bread Maker | Non Stick Bread Maker (220 Volts)

This one might seem like a more conventional item to have in your house, but the truth that the breadmaker companies don't want you to know is that every home comes equipped with a breadmaker. It's called an oven, and it does the same job that one of these expensive, heavy, and overall disappointing appliances does. Plus, you can actually cook a lot of other things in it as well. The truth about breadmakers is that anyone who would actually be making that much bread probably knows how to bake pretty well and owns a nice set of bread pans anyway. Save your money and watch some instructional videos on how to make great loaves, instead.



Bear Paw Meat Shredders

Bear Claw Meat Shredder Grill Fork – Authentic Grill

If you're the kind of person who spends a lot of time shredding meat in their kitchen, such as pulled pork or even braised chicken, then why wouldn't these meat shredding claws be right for you? Forks. That's why. One simple kitchen utensil that has existed for centuries already does the job that these things do, and it does it quite well, actually. Not only that, but you also wouldn't need to spend $13 on a set of forks. On top of that, these bear paws only have one use in the kitchen, making them nowhere near worth what you're paying. Unless you want to look like Wolverine took a cooking class, pass on these.

And as always have a chilled day from the Viking.

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