POINTLESS COOKING MACHINES

Hello ladies and gents this is the Viking telling you that today we are talking about

Quesadilla Maker


You know how quesadillas are famously one of the hardest things to make? We're kidding, obviously. There might not be another food that is as easy to make as the quesadilla, with its combination of cheese and toppings sandwiched between two tortillas and grilled. So why would anyone think that a one-use item like this quesadilla maker would ever be worth the $19.99 you'd spend on it? You probably already have a pan in your kitchen. You might even have two! So really, there's no need to throw your money away on this clunky, difficult to clean sandwich press that is just going to take up space until you sell it at a garage sale.

Grape And Tomato Slicer


Some people might look at this device and think that it actually might be a good idea. After all, cutting a bunch of grapes or cherry tomatoes all at once can be time-consuming and messy. Well, we might agree with you if there hadn't already been a well-known kitchen hack for doing the job without spending $25 on this kitchen tool. All you have to do is put the grapes or tomatoes between two container lids (or even the bottoms of two plates would work), and run the knife through it. It is essentially the same thing, but you probably already have lids and plates in your kitchen, thereby eliminating the need for this thing.


Cake Portion Marker


Have you ever been cutting a cake for a crowd and suddenly discovered that you didn't cut the slices properly? Even if this has happened to you once or twice in your life, it's probably not worth your time or money to buy this cake portion marker. First of all, this thing costs between 15 and 20 dollars and comes in two sizes: 10 to 12 or 14 to 16 slices. Woe be to those people who invite 17 guests to their party. You would have to figure it out on your own! Honestly, people have been cutting cakes properly for years, and all without the aid of something that would make a bunch of ugly marks on your nicely frosted cake.

And as always have a chilled day from the Viking.

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